One day a man goes to the Chicago Bears ticket office and inquires about purchasing the Super Bowl XLV Commemorative DVD. The ticket teller replies that there isn't any Commemorative DVD for sale because the Bears did not make it to Super Bowl XLV.
The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bears ticket office and inquires about purchasing the Super Bowl XLV Commemorative DVD. The ticket teller politely replies to the man that there isn't any Super Bowl Commemorative DVD for sale because the Chicago Bears did not make it to Super Bowl XLV.
This goes on for an entire week. The same man goes to the Bears ticket office inquiring about Super Bowl XLV Commemorative DVDs and the same teller says that none are for sale because the Bears did not make it to Super Bowl XLV.
Another week of this goes by and the same man is still asking the same ticket teller about the Super Bowl XLV Commemorative DVD.
Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS THERE ARE NOT ANY SUPER BOWL XLV COMMEMORATIVE DVDS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE CHICAGO BEARS DID NOT MAKE IT TO SUPER BOWL XLV."
The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way down from Green Bay just to hear you say that!"
1 comment:
I love it.
Oh, I almost forgot ...
Bears Schmears, Chicago Schmicago.
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